Starfleet-Houses » Ambassador Lwaxana Troi: Flirtatious, flighty, ever-changing except for her taste for the flamboyant and luxurious, Lwaxana is quite a ‘cheery’ Slytherin. She’s very stubborn, ambitious (especially with her love interests) demanding, capricious and a touch vengeful. Despite being a Betazoid, she can be a little insensitive and gets under the skin of many people.
Oh my goodness, now I’ve been imagining what they’d all be like at Hogwarts, if they were all there at the same time. I can’t help but imagine her as Head Girl and Picard would be Head Boy and she’d always be after him and just -dies-
OH FUCK NO, EVEN BETTER! LWAXANA AS HEAD OF SLYTHERIN AND PICARD’S HEADMASTER AND JUST OH DEAR GOD AND THEN POOR DEANNA WOULD JUST BE THERE AS A STUDENT LIKE O________O PLEASE NO ONE MAKE THE CONNECTION, MY LIFE IS OVER.
Someone needs to make a fic out of this…